How to Write like the Black Eyed Peas!

Ever since the Super Bowl Performance of 2011, there's been a lot of vitriol aimed at the Black Eyed Peas. So I did what I always do...I jumped on the bandwagon and joined in spewing the hate! In actuality, I've been meaning to put this post together for the last 2 years, but I've been lazy. So here it is: How to put together a track just like will.i.am and his crew!


Then sometimes, just to fuck with us, they decide to really change things up in order to keep their listeners on their feet and create some sort of semblance of creativity:



So there you have it! An analysis of the Black Eyed Peas! Seriously, they were actually quite alright pre-2002. Then the rest of the world heard of them and they decided to push themselves in the pop-realm instead of some of the socially-conscious stuff they were putting together before. I seriously blame Fergie for this.